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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
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When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.
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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
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Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.
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It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
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Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.
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I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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