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There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don Herold

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Don Herold
Age: 76 †
Born: 1889
Born: July 9
Died: 1966
Died: June 1
Cartoonist
Humorist
Illustrator
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Bloomfield
Indiana
Thing
Baldness
Neat
Humorous
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Humor
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An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
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Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
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This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
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Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
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I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
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