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Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.
Dick Van Dyke
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Dick Van Dyke
Age: 99
Born: 1925
Born: December 13
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