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Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

Dick Van Dyke

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Dick Van Dyke
Age: 98
Born: 1925
Born: December 13
Actor
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Screenwriter
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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West Plains
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Richard Wayne Van Dyke
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