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Dick Van Dyke
Age: 98
Born: 1925
Born: December 13
Actor
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Screenwriter
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Television Actor
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West Plains
Missouri
Richard Wayne Van Dyke
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Carl Reiner particularly as a writer, a terrific writer. He's just turning out things.
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I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.
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I have two kids who were like me, we get out of bed feeling good, and the other two would sit at the breakfast table and grumble. I think it's born into us. I usually wake up feeling pretty good. Looking forward to the day.
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I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.
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Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'
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I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night Live, for me. And probably, you know, possibly the material. They've done everything over the years.
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I would love to be Moses.
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I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.
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When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion, I can't dance.' He said, 'We'll teach you what you need to know.'
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I did a guest shot on a comedy series where they did 20 to 30 takes of everything. It's just gone by then. The joke is over. It's not funny anymore, and then of course, the editor's the one that has to figure out the timing. I think a lot depends on that.
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Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.
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You need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me.
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I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their half of the work.
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I wouldn't mind taking a chance at Real Time, I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
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I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.
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My work is just a hobby. No, I wouldn't want to do it professionally. It's too hard. Deadlines are no fun. But I can sit and tweak all night and not worry about time.
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I think there's kind of a wave of nostalgia going on right at the moment. You know, people recall an earlier time, which they see as a better time. And I think we just kind of evoke good thoughts when they look at us. That's the feeling I get.
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
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There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
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