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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
Dick Cavett
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Dick Cavett
Age: 88
Born: 1936
Born: November 19
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Nebraska
Richard Alva Cavett
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn't the night before.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.
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Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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