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If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

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Dick Armey
Age: 84
Born: 1940
Born: July 7
Administrator
Assistant Professor
Economist
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Former Majority Leader
Politician
Professor
University Teacher
Cando
North Dakota
Richard Keith Armey
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