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Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

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Diana Wynne Jones
Age: 76 †
Born: 1934
Born: August 16
Died: 2011
Died: March 26
Novelist
Poet
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Diana Gwyneth Jones
Hair
Look
Looks
Inspect
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Survey
Bacon
Surveys
Ruined
Eggs

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I could cut a star out of paper and drop it.
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Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.
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Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest
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You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty? ~Howl from the movie 'Howl's Moving Castle
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Don’t interrupt,’ one of the boys said. ‘He’ll lose his life.’ Seeing it was a matter of life and death, Sophie and Michael backed toward the door. But Howl, quite unperturbed at killing his nephew, strode over to the wall and pulled the boxes up by the roots.
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Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit! Sophie said. I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!
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And you're too nice, he added, above the lap-lap of the water and the patter of sand on the water-lily leaves. I was relying on you being too jealous to let that demon near the place.
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A heart's a heavy burden.
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I hope your bacon burns.
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Howl’s voice was presently heard shouting weakly, “Help me, someone! I’m dying from neglect up here!
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I don’t think I will get married,” Polly said as she stood up. “I’m going to train to be a hero instead.
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Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all.
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Calcifer, Sophie said, I shall have to break your contract. Will it kill you? It would if anyone else broke it, Calcifer said hoarsely. That's why I asked you to do it.
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Wizard Howl, said Wizard Suliman. I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.
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And it's a pity too that I've no right to open your letters. I hope you don't get many, or my conscience will give me no peace.
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All these things that crib and cab in your brain, in your imagination, are in fact things that might well in later life drive you insane.
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Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.
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It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters.
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SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.
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He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket. I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have restrained her, my friend? The skull yattered its teeth at him. Howl put it down rather hastily.
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