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Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!

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Diana Wynne Jones
Age: 76 †
Born: 1934
Born: August 16
Died: 2011
Died: March 26
Novelist
Poet
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Diana Gwyneth Jones
Neck
Necks
Typical
Break
Find
Trying
Tidying
Peacefully
Howl

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But Sophie and Howl were holding one another's hand and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop. Don't bother me know, said Howl. I only did it for the money. Liar!said Sophie. I said, Michael said, that Calcifer's come back! That did get Howl's attention and Sophie's too.
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What makes you a real girl or boy is that no one laughs at you. If you are imitation or unreal, the rules give you a right to exist provided you do what the real ones or brutes say. What makes you into me or Charles Morgan is that the rules allow all the girls to be better than me and all the boys better than Charles Morgan.
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You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty? ~Howl from the movie 'Howl's Moving Castle
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And it's a pity too that I've no right to open your letters. I hope you don't get many, or my conscience will give me no peace.
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Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.
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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!
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You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!
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Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things!
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One person ought to treat another person properly, even if the person's himself.
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I only want to catch you,” Michael explained. “I won’t hurt you.” “No! No!” the star crackled desperately. “That’s wrong! I’m supposed to die!” “But I could save you if you’d let me catch you,” Michael told it gently. “No!” cried the star. “I’d rather die!
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I hope your bacon burns.
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If you must know, I-I had never in my life kissed a young lady, and you are far too beautiful to me to want to get it wrong!
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Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest
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What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?
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I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.
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Settle for what you can get, but first ask for the World.
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