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Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

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Diablo Cody
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 14
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I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious.
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I had gone to the bookstore, and while I hadn't bought any books on how to write a screenplay, I'd bought a couple of scripts so I could see how the formatting works. I just needed to know how a Hollywood screenplay looked on the page, which was something I was totally unfamiliar with.
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I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.
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I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.
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I always say when you write a book, you're a 'one-man band.' Whereas, when you finish a screenplay, it's just a sketch.
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Even though I am in this weird position of being a semi-recognizable screenwriter, which isn't that common, at the same time, I'm not an actress. I'm pretty isolated.
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I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.
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Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
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Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
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I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.
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I've been so lucky - I worked with Jason Reitman twice, who has always been a really strong advocate for my voice, and has always really respected the scripts that I've brought him and is just the coolest.
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You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.
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I'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you forever. It's going to be interesting to see in ten, twenty years what kind of lasting effect young divorce has on the people that are doing it because it's becoming more and more common.
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He is the cheese to my macaroni.
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These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably.
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I didn't even know how to talk to people, I didn't know how to talk to the press. I was just a jester. And I still feel that way. But, I mean, what haven't I learned? Everything that I know is new information because I was starting with nothing.
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I usually try not to think about actors while writing, because the odds of those stars aligning and you getting those specific people are so rare.
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I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production.
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If I want to get a taste of beach culture, I'll fire up my season 2 DVD of 'Beverly Hills, 90210.'
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Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.
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