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Diablo Cody
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 14
Blogger
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I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.
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Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey
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Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.
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You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.
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Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!
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Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.
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Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea! Su-Chin: That was you.
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Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
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I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.
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You make a first impression and people never forget it. If people want to think of me as the wacky 'Juno' lady forever, I could think of worse ways to be labeled.
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I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production.
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Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
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If being an attractive woman got you attention for directing, then the entire best director category would be comprised of models. To me, that is just the most ludicrous connection that you could make.
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Juno: Honest to blog?
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When you're trying to come up with an idea for a movie it's actually the hardest part - the germ of the idea. Inevitably you think of something that would be great and then discover that it was on an episode of The Simpsons.
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Even though I am in this weird position of being a semi-recognizable screenwriter, which isn't that common, at the same time, I'm not an actress. I'm pretty isolated.
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To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
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People don't have these tidy little redemption arcs in reality the way they do in movies.
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There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real on TV, then engaging in (arguably) false interaction with (arguably) real people on the Internet. Never at any prior point in time has this been possible.
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