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Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad.

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Devon Monk
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: January 9
Novelist
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Eugene
Oregon
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Handy
Faces
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Sink
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Option
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Violent
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Cold
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