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Don't be jealous of my genius.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Jealous
Genius

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I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
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You've done what? I know, he said. You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.
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By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
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I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.
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I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination
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You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
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But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
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This isn't funny. She was almost killed.' 'I'm aware. You're waiting to see if I will get angry.' 'I already know you're angry. You're sitting very still and you're talking very quietly. You're getting ready to kill someone.' 'I just need a name.
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven. Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
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Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's three months.' 'She's three months in our years, but what is she in baby years?
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I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
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Stairs, Valkyrie said, disappointed. Not just ordinary stairs, Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. Magic stairs. Really? Oh, yes. She followed him into the darkness. How are they magic? They just are. In what way? In a magicky way. She glared at the back of his head. They aren't magic at all, are they?
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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.
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You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.
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