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She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Writer
Feelings
Right
Going
Polite
Laugh
Laughing
Inside
Wants
Hurt

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