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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.
Derek Landy
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Derek Landy
Age: 49
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
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