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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
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I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.
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You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.
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