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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven. Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Baron
Eleven
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Seriously
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We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin.
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Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
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Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But you haven’t actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.” He glowered. “Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven’t
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Enjoy that?' Tanith said with a little grin. Valkryie grinned back, her eyes bright. 'I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike.' What does he say?' He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.
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You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
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He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…” “And this is exactly what I mean.” “Our love is written in the stars.” “And there you go again.” “I love you.” “You bore me.
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You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.
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A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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