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She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity. You're saying she's a mood swing? He shrugged. Or maybe you're her mood swing. Don't even joke about that.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
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