Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Is that it?” “No. That’s a wall.” “It could be disguised.” “You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?” “I’m good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.
Derek Landy
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
Author
Screenwriter
Writer
Things
Walls
Wall
Looking
Found
Another
Look
Looks
Good
Disguised
More quotes by Derek Landy
Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.
Derek Landy
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.
Derek Landy
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
Derek Landy
Are you taking my hat hostage?
Derek Landy
Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
Derek Landy
I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
Derek Landy
He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…” “And this is exactly what I mean.” “Our love is written in the stars.” “And there you go again.” “I love you.” “You bore me.
Derek Landy
It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -
Derek Landy
Enjoy that?' Tanith said with a little grin. Valkryie grinned back, her eyes bright. 'I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike.' What does he say?' He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.
Derek Landy
People! she screamed. There are people here! New people!
Derek Landy
Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I think we’ll be waiting long.
Derek Landy
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
Derek Landy
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek Landy
And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.
Derek Landy
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
Derek Landy
The calm before the storm
Derek Landy
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
Derek Landy
It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
Derek Landy
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven. Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
Derek Landy
Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff. ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin
Derek Landy