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I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your undying love for me are getting kind of... it's a bit much to be honest. Just hold back a little.' 'But my love for you is eternal.' 'That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.
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I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
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This isn't funny. She was almost killed.' 'I'm aware. You're waiting to see if I will get angry.' 'I already know you're angry. You're sitting very still and you're talking very quietly. You're getting ready to kill someone.' 'I just need a name.
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Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
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Stairs, Valkyrie said, disappointed. Not just ordinary stairs, Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. Magic stairs. Really? Oh, yes. She followed him into the darkness. How are they magic? They just are. In what way? In a magicky way. She glared at the back of his head. They aren't magic at all, are they?
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Emergency Valve Regulators, she repeated. So you do know what your doing? Not really, he said yanking another wire. 'I made up that term to keep you happy. I'm just pulling all the red wires because they're the pretty ones.
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People! she screamed. There are people here! New people!
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You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain
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You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.
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Guild doesn't like me. That's true. He doesn't like you, ether. That is mystifying.
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
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