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You look angry, he said. You put me on hold. For a very good reason. You put me, she said very, very slowly, on hold.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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