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This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is. Okay. Serpine raised an eyebrow. Really? No, only joking. Do your worst.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Okay
Worst
Chance
Tell
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Joking
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Keys

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So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
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I shall live forever. And I don't mean in a metaphorical sense. I don't mean I'll live forever in the hearts and minds of my readers. I mean I will literally live forever, drawing as I do from your pain and suffering.Your pain makes me strong.
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
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You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that? I try my best.
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Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.
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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.
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I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity. You're saying she's a mood swing? He shrugged. Or maybe you're her mood swing. Don't even joke about that.
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A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
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Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
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We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of bed.
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I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?
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