Quote

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Derek Landy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
Author
Screenwriter
Writer
Anything
Right
Much
Really
Arrest
Counts
Multiple
Murder
Defense

More quotes by Derek Landy

Image
Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl before falling.
Derek Landy
Image
Stairs, Valkyrie said, disappointed. Not just ordinary stairs, Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. Magic stairs. Really? Oh, yes. She followed him into the darkness. How are they magic? They just are. In what way? In a magicky way. She glared at the back of his head. They aren't magic at all, are they?
Derek Landy
Image
Found something?...No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.
Derek Landy
Image
A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
Derek Landy
Image
I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
Derek Landy
Image
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.
Derek Landy
Image
I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your undying love for me are getting kind of... it's a bit much to be honest. Just hold back a little.' 'But my love for you is eternal.' 'That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.
Derek Landy
Image
You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.
Derek Landy
Image
Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.
Derek Landy
Image
Doors are for people with no imagination.
Derek Landy
Image
You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that? I try my best.
Derek Landy
Image
Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But you haven’t actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.” He glowered. “Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven’t
Derek Landy
Image
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
Derek Landy
Image
Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I think we’ll be waiting long.
Derek Landy
Image
Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.
Derek Landy
Image
You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you? It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride, she mumbled.
Derek Landy
Image
I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.
Derek Landy
Image
What? she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. See that? What, the snow? Beyond that. More snow? Stop looking at the snow.
Derek Landy
Image
People! she screamed. There are people here! New people!
Derek Landy
Image
I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
Derek Landy