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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 49
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Much
Really
Arrest
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Multiple
Murder
Defense
Anything
Right

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The end is now the beginning.
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I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
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