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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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The Torment turned his head to him, and frowned. Who are you? I'm... sorry? It's me, it's Vaurien. Vaurien Scapegrace. I... built the cellar for you? Oh, the Torment said. You. Why are you back? I thought you were dead. It would have been nice if you were dead
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They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not.
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Guild doesn't like me. That's true. He doesn't like you, ether. That is mystifying.
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Are you taking my hat hostage?
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I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your undying love for me are getting kind of... it's a bit much to be honest. Just hold back a little.' 'But my love for you is eternal.' 'That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.
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She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity. You're saying she's a mood swing? He shrugged. Or maybe you're her mood swing. Don't even joke about that.
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The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.
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We're here on Sanctuary business, Skulduggery tried. The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. Hear that, Pete? They're with that Sanctuary. Hokum Pete snarled. I hate the Sanctuary. Oh, Skulduggery said. We all hate the Sanctuary. Ah. Then we're not here on Sanctuary business. I was just joking.
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He stepped closer to her. Thank you for saving me, he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her. Valkyrie smiled and hugged him back.
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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven. Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
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Found something?...No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.
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I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
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There's a clock on the wall. Press your hand against the face and turn it very slightly to the. Left. There'll be a click to tell you it's done. Sounds easy enough. Yes it does, said Sanguine. Kiss for good luck? Maybe later, said Gracious. How about a handshake? Asked Donegan.
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Vengeous scowled. 'As you can see,' he said, 'you are vastly outnumbered.' I usually am.' Your situation has become quite untenable.' It usually does.' You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury.' Skulduggery paused. 'Okay, that's a new one on me.
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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Doors are for people with no imagination.
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I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
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