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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
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The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. Ryan, he said, stop leaning on my car.
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Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.
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Tides do what tides do – they turn.
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Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.
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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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You look angry, he said. You put me on hold. For a very good reason. You put me, she said very, very slowly, on hold.
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You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you? It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride, she mumbled.
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By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
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It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -
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She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
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