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Guild doesn't like me. That's true. He doesn't like you, ether. That is mystifying.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.
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I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.
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Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
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Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
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So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.
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People! she screamed. There are people here! New people!
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I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.
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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
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Doors are for people with no imagination.
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Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
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You look angry, he said. You put me on hold. For a very good reason. You put me, she said very, very slowly, on hold.
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Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.
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I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination
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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven. Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
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