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You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.
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The end is now the beginning.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
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She’s not… She’s not datin’ the skeleton, is she? How would that be even possible, let alone… nice? He’s got no skin, or lips, or… or nothin’.
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Enjoy that?' Tanith said with a little grin. Valkryie grinned back, her eyes bright. 'I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike.' What does he say?' He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.
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You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I...' 'Don't?' 'Exactly,' he said happily.
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You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You’re supposed to be finding out who you are as a person.” “But I already know who I am,” Valkyrie said. “I’m a world-breaker.
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Are you hurt? Are you injured? / No, just a bruise or two. I'm fine, really. You don't have to worry about me. / Stephanie, you jumped off a building. / Yes, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them. / And how were the branches? / A lot unlike pillows.
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.
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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -
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