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I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Conspiracy
Possibly
Pleasant
Commit
Murder
Littering
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Arrest

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