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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Skulduggery
Moron
Jealous
Genius
Valkyrie

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You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain
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Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I think we’ll be waiting long.
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