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Are you taking my hat hostage?

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?' 'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
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Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's three months.' 'She's three months in our years, but what is she in baby years?
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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
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If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are times, when I look at what Fergus and Beryl have produced, when I consider myself fortunate, but there are also times when it breaks my heart.
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The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. Ryan, he said, stop leaning on my car.
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The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die around us, watch the world change and decay...but no matter the hardship or the pain or the sorrow we suffer, we choose to continue living. Out of sheer habit, I think.
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This isn't funny. She was almost killed.' 'I'm aware. You're waiting to see if I will get angry.' 'I already know you're angry. You're sitting very still and you're talking very quietly. You're getting ready to kill someone.' 'I just need a name.
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Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.
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You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I...' 'Don't?' 'Exactly,' he said happily.
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
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I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
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The end is now the beginning.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
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But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
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They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not.
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