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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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Screenwriter
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China
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Valkyrie
Never
Glanced
Sarcasm
Lowest
Wit
Obviously
Mets

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