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Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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What? she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. See that? What, the snow? Beyond that. More snow? Stop looking at the snow.
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Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.
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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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Guild doesn't like me. That's true. He doesn't like you, ether. That is mystifying.
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That was a good day for me, Skulduggery said. I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.
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This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
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Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl before falling.
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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
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I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
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Found something?...No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.
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