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Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
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I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
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Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.
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That was a good day for me, Skulduggery said. I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.
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The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. Ryan, he said, stop leaning on my car.
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I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.
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Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.
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