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That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares.

Derek Landy

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.
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Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
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We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of bed.
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There's a clock on the wall. Press your hand against the face and turn it very slightly to the. Left. There'll be a click to tell you it's done. Sounds easy enough. Yes it does, said Sanguine. Kiss for good luck? Maybe later, said Gracious. How about a handshake? Asked Donegan.
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They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not.
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