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You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

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Derek Landy
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: October 23
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
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I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.
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I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
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