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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?
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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer.
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It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
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The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
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A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
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Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.
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Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.
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Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.
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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
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The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.
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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
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So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
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I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
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