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It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
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Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
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If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.
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Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
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At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.
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That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
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Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
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Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.
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Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
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The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
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If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!
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That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
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I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
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