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There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.
Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
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The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
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If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion
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That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
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American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.
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Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image from the Lynndie England photographs of a hooded Iraqi prisoner with wires attached to his outstretched arms] You're looking at him. Screw this guy. ... [He's a] bad guy.
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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
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I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, Oh, my God. How could he say that.
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Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when, if you take the time to get to know them as a human being, you can find so many other things to hate them for?
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I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
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I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
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If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam We're #1 finger.
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Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
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The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
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