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Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
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The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.
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That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
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Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
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Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.
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They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
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Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
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I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.
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Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
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Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
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I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
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Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.
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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
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I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.
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And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
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Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
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