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How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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