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Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.
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President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.
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I'd rather be funny than wise.
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Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
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We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
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Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
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With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
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That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
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Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.
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The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, You mean I'm not going to prison?
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A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
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So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
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They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
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Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
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And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
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Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
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