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Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'
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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
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A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
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The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, You mean I'm not going to prison?
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At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.
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How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?
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The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.
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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.
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Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
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Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?
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I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
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How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
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Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.
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I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
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I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.
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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
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