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Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.
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The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, You mean I'm not going to prison?
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The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
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The Patriots deflated balls are but an allegory for America's deflated balls in dealings with Putin, the Mullahs in Iran, and Islamic terrorists.
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I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.
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They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
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I'd rather be funny than wise.
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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.
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Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image from the Lynndie England photographs of a hooded Iraqi prisoner with wires attached to his outstretched arms] You're looking at him. Screw this guy. ... [He's a] bad guy.
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Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
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Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
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Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
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Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
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We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
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The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.
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Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.
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If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion
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When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele.
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It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
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It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.
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