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There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
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Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
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The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
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I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
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Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.
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Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
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A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
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I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
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I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.
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The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
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Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.
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Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.
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Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
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