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There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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