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Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
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