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Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
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The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
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It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
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I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.
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Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
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Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.
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Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.
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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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