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Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele.
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