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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.
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If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
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Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
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Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam We're #1 finger.
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Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
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So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
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Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
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I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
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Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when, if you take the time to get to know them as a human being, you can find so many other things to hate them for?
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Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
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I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.
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I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
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